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🌟 The Best Damn Ditch Digger—and How to Build the Best Damn Fence đŸȘ”

July 17, 2026 | by Duncan Page

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🌟 The Best Damn Ditch Digger—and How to Build the Best Damn Fence đŸȘ”

🌟 The Best Damn Ditch Digger—and How to Build the Best Damn Fence đŸȘ”

My friend Susan, one of four siblings, grew up in Oklahoma with an artist for a mom and an entrepreneur for a dad. Her days were spent running through the fields and riding horses. Whatever she set her mind to, she did it with conviction and fervor.

She’s an amazing antique picker and once ran a quaint store to showcase her finds. Then she became a nanny—never was there a better person to care for and dote on children. They would climb all over her and do funny things to her face and hair. She loved it. On top of all this, she’s also a baker of marvelous yeast breads, quiches, and pies! Her mile-high apple pie is to die for. For years, she prepared daily meals for 30+ people.


A Lesson in Excellence đŸ’Ș

Once, as we traveled from Massachusetts to North Carolina, she talked candidly about her dad. He told his children all through their lives that he didn’t care what profession or job they chose, but even if they chose to dig ditches for their livelihood, they better be the “best damn ditch digger in the world.”

Through the years, I’ve reflected on that. Whatever we do, let’s do our best and continue to learn so we get better and better—a philosophy echoed by Arnold Schwarzenegger in his book, "Be Useful."


Spring Projects and the Best Damn Fence 🌿

As Spring beckons us outdoors, thoughts turn to projects long deferred, perhaps none more pressing than installing a fence.

Ah, a fence!!! A fence offers not only security but also delineates boundaries where necessary, granting peace of mind.

Yet, amidst plans for fencing, consider what dreams lie beyond:
đŸ”č An outdoor kitchen 🍳
đŸ”č A chicken coop 🐔
đŸ”č A flourishing garden đŸŒ»

Let the installation of your fence mark the commencement of realizing those dreams. Let it be the best damn fence in the neighborhood, just as your chicken coop and garden will be unrivaled in their excellence!


Ready to Build Your Best Damn Fence? đŸ› ïž

At Louis E. Page, we’re here to help you build the best damn fence for your property. Whether you’re looking for security, boundary definition, or a starting point for your outdoor dreams, we’ve got the high-quality materials and expertise to make it happen.

Warm regards, Debbie Page


CEO, Louis E. Page Inc.—Woman-owned business and family-owned since 1893.
(True! That’s 131 years owned and run by our family.)

n And Then There Were Three! And Then There Were None!

When Daniel was eleven, we moved to a four-acre property in central Massachusetts. It wasn’t long before he came to me and announced he wanted to get goats.
“Goats?” I exclaimed. “Why goats?”
“Because there is too much grass to cut,” he replied.
“Well, if you want goats, what if we get sheep instead? I’ve always wanted sheep.”
“No,” Daniel said, “sheep gnaw the grass down to the ground, and you have to rotate their pastures, but goats don’t do that. It will be much easier to have goats.”
I answered, “Before you get goats, I want you to have experience with goats.”

Daniel’s Goat Adventure Begins
Daniel had done his homework and found a goat farm a few miles up the road. (I’ve never seen it, but somehow he knew about it!) We went to Crystal Brook Farm a few days later and met Ann, the goatherd. Ann, with a generous smile, asked how she could help us.
Not wanting to do the talking for Daniel, I remained silent. Daniel remained tall and straight and didn’t say a word. I nudged him a bit and asked him why we were there.
Stiffly and formally, Daniel blurted out:

“I want to come to work for you, and you don’t have to pay me!”

Ann and I both laughed at his directness. She then told us to come back on Sunday afternoon, and she would talk over his proposal.
We arrived back at the farm on the appointed day, and within a few minutes, Daniel had a job as a farmhand at the goat farm. Thus began a friendship that has continued to this day, 24 years later.

The Goat Trio (and Then Some!)
Soon, it was Daniel’s birthday, and Ann gave him two male goats. He named them Sherlock and Mr. Tumnus after characters in some of his favorite books. (Those of you who are Narnia fans will undoubtedly know Mr. Tumnus!)
Daniel, even at age 11, was incredibly responsible. I could trust him with anything. Never did he whine or complain about caring for the goats. They were his pride and joy, and he spent much time caring for them while they spent much time keeping the grass “cut.” They quickly learned to unzip his red jacket, though they never mastered zipping it up.
A year after Daniel started his goat herding venture, he bought a female goat. So, we had three goats. When I commented on this fact, Lizzie said:

“Mom, did you know that the goat is pregnant?”

“What? Pregnant! Well, I suppose four goats are not much more than three.”
Daniel spoke up with my dad’s smirk and said:

“Well, they typically have twins but can have triplets!”


The Great Rose Bush Incident
Daniel was a steady worker on his little goat farm. He and Eric built the goat shed, which we painted “barn red” to match our barn. He installed a wire and electric fence, which worked great—until the grass grew high and shorted out the current.
During that time, the goats jumped right over the fence. And guess where they headed? Right to my prized David Austin roses.

Not my white Winchester Cathedral!
And my pink Elizabeth!
And my Shropshire Lad!
Eaten to the ground. Yes, all three rose bushes eaten to the ground. (If you are a rose enthusiast, you know these British roses are not cheap!)
After a trim, all was working well again. So just know that if you are using electric fencing, you must keep the grass cut around it.

Fencing Solutions for Your Goats
If goats are your desire, we carry a terrific sheep and goat fence. Check it out here. We can also provide you with an electric fence, though I prefer a permanent fence for goats as they are clever, curious, and always entertaining!

Warm regards,
Debbie Page
CEO, Louis E. Page Inc.
Woman-owned business and family-owned since 1893.
(True! That’s 131 years owned and run by our family!)t
They went on their way, and I headed for another walk to the beaver pond, my peaceful, happy

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CEO, Louis E. Page Inc.
Woman-owned business and family-owned since 1893. (Your continued support fuels my dedication to excellence, backed by those 131 years in my family, and thus I remain steadfast in my commitment to serving you with the utmost integrity and professionalism.)

 

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