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## Rick and the Girl in the Library

 October 10, 2025 | by [Duncan Page](https://www.louispage.com/blog/author/duncan-page)

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Rick and the Girl in the Library

My brother Rick is hilarious. I know; I grew up with and worked with him as an adult. Being hilarious often means you’ll do things others wouldn’t dare. And being hilarious means you’re spontaneous. Yep, that’s Rick, too.

### The Hilarious Incident

In his college days at the University of North Carolina, he and his buddies would meet in the library to study. They were all intelligent guys, so I suppose they studied and pushed one another to exceed. Rick had his eye on a beautiful blonde he’d been seeing on campus. He set his mind on getting a date with her. But how could he meet her? It seemed a daunting task.

One evening, while in the library with his buddies, this golden beauty walks in. His heart starts beating. Could this be his long-hoped-for opportunity? Without thinking, as the girl walked past him, he stuck out his index finger and poked her in the belly. I suppose you could say she was also spontaneous because when he poked her, she expelled an undesirable amount of loud, noisy gas. She was mortified! She ran away in horror!--totally humiliated as the table of college boys roared with laughter. Howls and howls of rip-roaring laughter.

### The Moral of the Story

What are the odds of ever getting a date with that beauty? Slim to none, and Slim has left town!

I want you to buy fencing, yes. But!! I don’t want you to be hilarious or spontaneous. There’s no need for that. **Terry** has been helping Louis Page’s customers buy fencing for a long time--24 years come September! And she can be your best friend in helping you choose the right product. She’s also a whiz at locating those odd, hard-to-find sizes.

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And the next time you want to get a date, don’t act like a hilarious, spontaneous college guy named Rick; take your time and treat her like a lady. She’ll appreciate your manners.

**All my best,**

**Debbie Page**

CEO, Louis E. Page Inc – Woman-owned business and Family-owned since 1893. *(It adds up to over 131 years owned and run by our family. Think about it: Nobody stays around in business that long without really supporting customers so they want to come back!)*

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